endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrines2014, via naturalbornkiller-x)

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thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

(via a-day-to-mosh)

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cunt3rparts:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and you notice your phrases slowly slipping into their vocabulary

(Source: counterpunks, via 3d-spaceships)

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